Have you ever heard and believed some historical humdingers? You are not alone. Remember when your parents told you that it was illegal to turn on the dome light in the car while driving or that if you sat too close to the TV, you’d go blind? Those are a couple of examples of ridiculousness. After someone asked an online forum for more, here is what they had to say.
1. “Iraq Has Weapons of Mass Destruction.”
Remember when George W. Bush claimed that Iraq had weapons of mass destruction? Someone in the forum states, “$3 trillion was spent on the war. Trillion. I knew the whole premise for the war was a lie when it started, as did many other people.
But it was a successful lie precisely because they got enough people to believe it to the point that they had massive public support for basically whatever they thought was necessary to do in the wake of 9/11.” We never found them.
People point out that war makes money. However, one argues the last couple of decades were the worst before another says people like you and me will never see the money. But it doesn’t mean that it’s not being made.
2. “The Harder You Work, the More You Will Get Paid.”
“The harder you work, the more you will get paid.” One notes the reality is that the highest-paying position in a company requires little to no work at all. No matter how hard you work, you can never get there.”
Another person shares, “You’re not paid according to how hard you work; otherwise, ditch-diggers would be millionaires. You’re paid according to how hard you are to replace. So make yourself hard to replace.
It took me way too long in life to realize that.”
3. “I Acknowledge That I Have Read and Agree to the Above Terms and Conditions.”
How many of us are guilty of skimming content that we aren’t really reading and then signing where it indicates, “Sign here?” Numerous commenters confess they don’t read it, while others say that’s wrong with the public school system.
4. “That Mainstream Media Is Giving Us Truthful News.”
According to Forbes, “Tucker Carlson was making between $15 million and $20 million a year hosting “Tucker Carlson Tonight,” Fox News’ staple one-hour-long nightly talk show.” Don Lemon made around $4 million annually at CNN. Don’t try to convince me this is anything more than what several others in the forum called “Dominant propaganda.” With a side of existential fear.
5. “One That We’ll Never Know Was a Lie.”
Countless individuals agree that this is the most accurate answer in the forum. “It says here in this history book that, luckily, the good guys have won every single time. What are the odds?” — Norm MacDonald.
6. “That Fat Is Harmful to Your Diet.”
Do you believe that fat is harmful to your diet? Several users suggest this is false information. Unfortunately, sugar companies funded the campaign to demonize fat. Ultimately, by replacing fats with sugar, obesity became an epidemic. One reminds us that there also used to be ads about how “not at all bad” high-fructose corn syrup is.
7. “The Lie of Two Parties.”
Another user states, “Republicans and Democrats. The lie that the two parties are not two branches of the same tree has successfully divided a global superpower. What’s worse is the majority of American citizens fall right into the trap.”
8. “Catch Me If You Can.”
The film, Catch Me If You Can (Leonardo DiCaprio and Tom Hanks) was inspired by the story of con man Frank Abagnale Jr. However, it turns out his biggest con is his phony allegations being memorialized by Hollywood as fact.
While he did sit in the jumpseat on Pan American World Airways, it’s since come out that his claims of working as a doctor and lawyer aren’t plausible with his timeline of prison time.
9. “America Is the Greatest Country in the World.”
“Don’t get me wrong. I’m born and raised in the U.S.,” one clarifies. “We’ve got our problems, but I know it could be worse… but we aren’t the only country with democracy, we aren’t the only country with freedom. It’s an ok country, but certainly not the “greatest.”
Some freer countries include Switzerland, New Zealand, Denmark, Estonia, Ireland, Finland, Canada, Australia, Sweden, and Luxembourg. The United States is ranked number seventeen on the Freedom Index by Country.
10. “That Diamonds Are Valuable.”
Diamonds being sold as rare and valuable is one of the biggest lies in the history of scam alerts. One notes it made one family very wealthy. However, many favor “less boring gemstones,” such as amethyst and sapphire.
11. “All People are Bad Criminals in Jail.”
“Most people are in jail because they’re bad,” one argues. “In reality, most people are in jail because they’re poor, and it’s very profitable to have people in jail.”
12. “I Before E Except After C.”
“I before E except after C, unless your foreign neighbor Keith offers you eight counterfeit sleighs from feisty caffeinated weightlifters. Weird.” I remember learning this as a child and quickly discovering it was not a hard, fast rule.
13. “Santa Claus Is Coming to Town.”
The forum erupted after someone called out Santa Claus as the biggest lie in history. Multiple users agree; some even confess being angry with their parents for lying to them.
However, even more, argue that humans need magic in their life and there’s nothing wrong with experiencing it occasionally. Jesus is pretty miraculous if we want to go there.
14. “That Milk Increases Bone Strength.”
Many milk myths have since been debunked; one of them is that milk strengthens bones. Multiple studies have been done, and there is no correlation between bone strength and drinking it.
15. “Carrots Give You Good Eyesight.”
A World War II myth started about carrots improving eyesight, and it’s since spread and is believed by many today. While a WWII pilot started the lie, people in the forum believe vitamin A may not improve eyesight. Still, it can “help maintain it as part of a healthy diet.”
16. “It’s Not You, It’s Me.”
A massive dating and relationship lie is, “It’s not you. It’s me.” Some suggest it’s a polite way of ending things without hurting feelings. Others confess they’ve said it and meant it because they needed to work on themselves.
I can’t be the only one hearing George Costanza in their head screaming out, “You’re giving me the ‘it’s not you, it’s me’ routine? I invented ‘it’s not you, it’s me.’ Nobody tells me it’s them, not me. If it’s anybody, it’s me!”
17. “Trickle-Down Economics.”
Trickle-down economics isn’t as discussed as it once was, but Reaganomics proved to be a lie for many in this thread. Some can’t believe people are still “waiting on their trickle.”
A man suggests that kind of thinking is even more successfully exploited by multi-level marketing scams (MLMs). Finally, a kid admits his father believes in trickle-down economics but has also signed up for Amway twice, so…?
18. “That Recycling Plastic Makes a Difference.”
The thread’s common theme is the idea that recycling plastic makes a difference. But, an environmentalist says, “Newsflash, the term carbon footprint, was created by BP, one of the biggest oil companies in the world, with the help of one of the biggest marketing companies in the world to shift the focus from industry to individual responsibility.”
The best way to help with plastic is to: reduce, reuse, and recycle, in that order.
19. “Money Doesn’t Buy Happiness.”
But it sure can rent you an awful lot of it. Countless individuals agree that money not buying happiness is a lie spun around by wealthy folks, so middle and lower-class people never go after it and buy into the delusion of cash not being the answer to their problems when it is.
Multiple people attest to never being happier than they are now that they’ve made it out of poverty and can buy whatever they want, whenever they want. It buys more happiness than some will ever know.
20. “That Politicians Are Genuinely Going To Help You Once They’re Elected.”
While some argue that they genuinely believe some politicians go in caring, the forum’s consensus is that they are all lying, money-hungry, say whatever they can to get your vote, scum.
Finally, one elaborates, “Worldwide on all sides. There are a few exceptions, but in general, they are not really helping the public.” What do you think?
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